Suburban Girl (2007)

Ebon Moss-Bachrach: Ethan Eisenberg

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• Archie Knox : [sitting with Brett's family after meeting them for the first time]  Well, I do appreciate the attempt you've all made at avoiding the obvious. It was a worthy effort. But let's cut to the chase, shall we. Robert, how old are you?

  Robert Eisenberg : 57.

  Archie Knox : And I'm 50. So, that makes me younger than Robert. So everybody feeling good about that right now?

  Ethan Eisenberg : I am very relieved. How old were you when Brett was in third grade?

  Brett Eisenberg : Grow up Ethan.

  Ethan Eisenberg : Brett skipped the third grade.

  Ethan Eisenberg : [imitates a buzzer]  Well played.

• Ethan Eisenberg : I know I'm not dad, but if you ever need to talk to someone I could try to manufacture something that sounds lucid.

  Brett Eisenberg : [pause]  The only thing that I can't bear, that's killing me... Is the thought that he was worried about me when he died.

  Ethan Eisenberg : He wasn't worried.

  Brett Eisenberg : How do you know?

  Ethan Eisenberg : I was here the morning that dad got the phone call from Mickey. Well, after he hung up the phone, I told him would gladly assassinate Archie, if that's what he wanted. You know a dieing wish vendetta type of thing.

  Brett Eisenberg : Very comforting.

  Ethan Eisenberg : Anyway, he said, "Thanks, but I think Brett can take care of herself."

  Brett Eisenberg : He really said that?

  Ethan Eisenberg : Yeah. That's straight from the words of Robert Eisenberg, MD.

  Brett Eisenberg : MD... My Dad.