Clerks II (2006)

Earthquake: Husband

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• Wife : I'm not eating something that was cooked by some cracker-ass hatemonger!

  Husband : I will. Baby, you can't taste racism!

  Randal Graves : What racism, "porch monkeys?"

• Husband : Remember, you saved. You don't use that kinda language.

  Wife : Ain't nobody from my church in here.

• Becky : Where the fuck did you guys go?

  Dante Hicks : You don't wanna know.

  Becky : Well, I know it's your last day and all, but while you're still on the clock, could you at least pretend that you still give a shit?

  Randal Graves : Don't blame this guy! Some cock stain we went to high school with showed up to remind us that we're fucking failures, so I wanted to get out of here to blow off some steam if you must know!

  Wife : Did he say 'cock stain'? What the fuck is cock stain?

  Husband : I don't know. That's some white freaky stuff. White boys get white women to do everything. You wanna do a cock stain?

  Becky : Do you know how often I've had people I went to high school with come in here? Fuck, I had to take an order off a guy I blew after Junior Prom.

  Randal Graves : Yeah, I waited on your brother, too.