Green Wing (2004–2007)
Pip Torrens: Neurosurgeon
Quotes
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Neurosurgeon : Mac, you've been in the business for a while, what would you say is the worst thing about this job?
Dr. Macartney : The worst thing, I would say, is the white coats because they make me look quite pale.
Neurosurgeon : Seriously.
Dr. Macartney : Seriously? The bureaucracy.
Neurosurgeon : No.
Dr. Macartney : The lack of adequate funding?
Neurosurgeon : No, I'm thinking of something more patient-oriented.
Dr. Macartney : Got it, smelly patients.
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Neurosurgeon : [walking down a corridor. He starts trotting like a pony]
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Neurosurgeon : [to self] Can't imagine why he'd want to forget you. Nightmare.
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Dr. Caroline Todd : Why doesn't he remember that for fifteen minutes we were... in love?
Neurosurgeon : Please, let go of my lapels! It's a transient phenomenon, retrograde amnesia after a head trauma, he should be back to normal in three weeks. Wow, fifteen minutes? So, it's the real thing, then?
Dr. Caroline Todd : Shut up. We had build-up too.
Neurosurgeon : Ooh! "Build-up". Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to pee...