In the Land of Women (2007)

Olympia Dukakis: Phyllis

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• Phyllis : Hm?

  Carter Webb : I didn't say anything.

• Carter Webb : What is it?

  Phyllis : It's possible, I think maybe, my toilet might be stopped up

  Carter Webb : Maybe? What's the variable?

  Phyllis : Water is running over the top. The carpet is all wet!

  Carter Webb : Well I'll take a look, first I just gotta stop off at my room and kill myself!

• Phyllis : Who's Sofia?

  Carter Webb : How did you know about that?

  Phyllis : Uh, you kinda mutter in your sleep.

  Carter Webb : What're you doing in my room when I'm sleeping?

  Phyllis : That's a really good question.

• Phyllis : Can you cook?

  Carter Webb : A little.

  Phyllis : I haven't eaten anything in 3 weeks.

  Carter Webb : Really?

  Phyllis : I had some pasta.

• Phyllis : Carter, I'm 133 years old.

  Carter Webb : Grandma, that's not possible.

• Phyllis : I can't believe I'm still alive.

• Phyllis : I'll be dead soon. And you'll still be alive. So stop complaining.