Transformers (2007)

Jess Harnell: Ironhide, Barricade

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Quotes 

• Ironhide : You have a rodent infestation.

  Sam Witwicky : A what?

  Ironhide : [aiming cannons at Mojo]  Shall I terminate?

  Sam Witwicky : No! No! This is a chihuahua. We love chihuahuas.

  Ironhide : He's leaked lubricants all over my foot! Hmmph!

  Sam Witwicky : He peed on you? Bad Mojo! Bad!

  Ironhide : Bad Mojo! Ugh, my foot's gonna rust...

• Ironhide : Why are we fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive and violent race.

  Optimus Prime : Were we so different? They're a young species. They have much to learn. But I've seen goodness in them. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. You all know there's only one way to end this war: we must destroy the Cube. If all else fails, I will unite it with the spark in my chest.

  Ratchet : That's suicide! The Cube is raw power, it could destroy you both!

  Optimus Prime : A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet. We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes. It's been an honor serving with you all.

• Optimus Prime : My weapons specialist: Ironhide.

  Ironhide : [drawing his guns]  You feelin' lucky, punk?

  Optimus Prime : Easy, Ironhide...

  Ironhide : [retracts his guns]  Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons.

• Barricade : Are you username: LadiesMan217?

  Sam Witwicky : I don't know what you're talking about!

  Barricade : ARE YOU USERNAME: LADIESMAN217?

  Sam Witwicky : Yeah...

  Barricade : Where is the eBay item 21153? WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?

• [Ratchet runs into power lines, shocking him and causing a tremor throughout the neighborhood] 

  Ron Witwicky : [crawling under a table]  Earthquake! Earthquake! Judy, get under the table!

  Judy Witwicky : How did you get over there so fast?

  [Outside, a dazed Ratchet staggers to his feet] 

  Ratchet : Wow... that was tingly! You gotta try that!

  Ironhide : [sarcastic]  Yeah, that looks fun...

• Starscream : This is Starscream: All Decepticons, mobilize.

  Barricade : Barricade en-route...

  Devastator : Devastator reporting...

  Bonecrusher : Bonecrusher rolling...

  Blackout : Blackout incoming... All hail Megatron!

• Ironhide : [drawing his guns]  The parents are very irritating...

  Ratchet : [trying to calm him]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

  Ironhide : Can I take them out?

  Optimus Prime : Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans! What is with you?

  Ironhide : Well, I'm just saying we could. It's an option.

• Ironhide : Prime... we couldn't save him.

  [hands him Jazz's remains] 

  Optimus Prime : Oh, Jazz... We lost a great comrade, but gained new ones. Thank you, all of you. You honor us with your bravery.

• Captain Lennox : Sam! Where's the Cube?

  Sam Witwicky : Right there.

  Captain Lennox : Okay. Epps, get those Black Hawks here!

  [sees a building] 

  Captain Lennox : That building. Okay.

  Sam Witwicky : What?

  Captain Lennox : All right, I can't leave my guys back there, so here, take this flare.

  [hands him the flare and the All Spark] 

  Captain Lennox : Okay, there's a tall, white building with statues on top. Go to the roof. Set the flare.

  Sam Witwicky : No.

  Captain Lennox : Signal the chopper and set the flare.

  Sam Witwicky : No, no. I can't do this!

  Captain Lennox : [grabs him]  Listen to me! You're a soldier now! All right? I need you to take this Cube. Get it into military hands while we hold them off, or a lot of people are gonna die.

  [to Mikaela] 

  Captain Lennox : You got to go. You got to go.

  Mikaela : No, I'm not leaving.

  Captain Lennox : You need to go. Go.

  Mikaela : No, I'm not leaving till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay?

  USAF Master Sgt. Epps : [into radio]  Army Black Hawk requested. Immediate evac for civilian boy with precious cargo. Headed to rooftop marked by flare.

  Ironhide : Sam, we will protect you.

  Sam Witwicky : [breathing heavily]  Okay.

• [Mojo wets Ironhide's foot] 

  Ironhide : Ewww, wet wet wet wet wet...!

• USAF Master Sgt. Epps : [radioing to a lone F-22 flying overhead]  Raptor, Raptor do you copy? We have your visual. Green smoke is the mark. Provide air cover and vector Black Hawks for extraction.

  [guided by the smoke, the F-22 heads for the group, but there's no answer...] 

  Ironhide : [transforms]  It's Starscream!

  USAF Master Sgt. Epps : Please tell me you copy...

  Ironhide : Back up! Take cover! Bumblebee...!

  [With Bumblebee's help, Ironhide grabs a van and lift it up as a shield as the Raptor comes closer] 

  Captain Lennox : No, no, no, no... MOVE!

  Ironhide : Back up! Back up!

  Captain Lennox : RETREAT! FALL BACK!

  Ironhide : INCOMING!

  [the Raptor strafes the ground, blowing up the truck and blasting everyone to the ground] 

  Captain Lennox : What the hell was that?

  USAF Master Sgt. Epps : What are you talking about?

  Captain Lennox : What do you mean, what am I talking about? They shot at us!

  USAF Master Sgt. Epps : F-22 pilots would never fly below buildings! That's alien... that ain't friendly!

• Ironhide : Keep moving, Sam! Don't stop!

• Ironhide : Cover fire!