Transformers (2007)

Bernie Mac: Bobby Bolivia

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Quotes 

• Bobby Bolivia : [about the Camaro]  I'll let you have it for $5,000.

  Ron Witwicky : No, I'm not going above $4,000.

  Bobby Bolivia : The door just closed.

  [turns to Sam] 

  Bobby Bolivia : Get out of the car.

  Sam Witwicky : Wait a minute? I thought you said "the car chooses its owner.",

  Bobby Bolivia : Yeah, well sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap-ass father!

• Bobby Bolivia : Hey Manny!

  Manny : What?

  Bobby Bolivia : Get your cousin outta that clown costume. Havin' that heat stroke again. Scarin' white folks.

  Clown : I'm hot! Makeup's melting, hurts my eyes!

• Bobby Bolivia : A driver don't pick the cars. Mmm-mm. Cars pick the driver. It's a mystical bond between man and machine.

• Bobby Bolivia : Son, I'm a lot of things. A liar's not one of them. Especially not in front of my mammy. Hey, Mammy!

  [Mammy gives him the middle finger] 

  Bobby Bolivia : Oh don't be like that! If I had a rock I'd bust your head bitch. I tell you man, she deaf. You know.

  [laughs hysterically] 

• Bobby Bolivia : Let me tell you something, Sam.Your first enchilada of freedom awaits under one of those hoods.

• Bobby Bolivia : [pointing at himself]  You come to see me?

  Sam Witwicky : I had to.

  Sam Witwicky : That practically makes us family. Uncle Bobbie B, baby, Uncle Bobbie B.

  [smiles and shakes Sam's hand] 

• Bobby Bolivia : Don't go Ricci Ricardo on me man!