Checking Out (2005)

David Paymer: Ted Applebaum

Quotes 

• Ted Applebaum : Of course he knows how to push our buttons. He installed them.

• Ted Applebaum : Wait a minute, you're going out?

  Morris Applebaum : Yes, we do that in New York. That's why we built the rest of the city so close to the apartments.

• Ted Applebaum : Dad, you know your letter is a cry for help.

  Morris Applebaum : Out here 5 minutes and already a diagnosis? You gotta be careful, Ted. You start seeing a person as a cry from help, you can completely miss the entire person.

• Ted Applebaum : [releasing man's lapels]  Sorry, I have some issues. But I'm a doctor and I understand these things.

• Ted Applebaum : My personal life is not a part of your therapy, Dan.

  Dan : Your old man is a pain in the ass too, ha?

  Ted Applebaum : My father is not why we're here.

  [very uncomfortable] 

• Ted Applebaum : Ah, you want me to take Viagra, eh. Ah! It would be like raising a new flagpole on a condemned building.

  Flo Applebaum : I heard that.

  Ted Applebaum : And you'll steal it.

  Flo Applebaum : Why not, you did.