Snakes on a Plane (2006)

David Koechner: Rick

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• Neville Flynn : Hey, hey, hey, we have to figure something out.

  Rick : All right. Well, I know what I gotta do. We're in a 200-foot aluminum tube and we're 30,000 feet in the air. And any one of those slimy little pieces of shit can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are, and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out.

• Rick : You don't think I know it's hotter than hell in here? We also have abnormal vibrations in engines one and two. I had no choice but to throttle back.

  Neville Flynn : You slowed down?

  Rick : Yeah. Well, you know. It's that or option B.

  Claire Miller : Which is?

  Rick : I go faster and the engines seize up; We eventually plummet to a horrible death; They spend the next year identifying femurs.

• Claire Miller : [to the wounded Rick]  You sure you can fly this thing with one hand?

  Rick : Honey, you'd be surprised at what a man can do with one hand.

• Rick : Oh, my. I was hoping you'd be the sky-candy on this flight. You're looking especially delicious this evening.

  Claire Miller : I love it when you demean me, Rick.

  Rick : My pleasure.