The Wedding
- Video
- 2003
- 1h 16m
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Nothingness - PT really coasting
While Paul Thomas remains (arguably) the best Adult Cinema director of all time, spanning 1970 to date, the perils of his longevity career under contract at Vivid Video are obvious in this total loser of a feature. It is banal in the extreme, merely an excuse for generic sex scenes in which contract star Savanna Samson is unwisely upstaged by the supporting femmes.
She's about to consummate a marriage of convenience to rich family offspring Dale DaBone, and both of them are unenthused by the prospect. So with the wedding ceremony (never shown in this slipshod production) just hours away, Dale is humping voluptuous Rebecca Love, while Samson is indulging herself by a "nasty farewell f*ck" with Chris Cannon.
Bridesmaids make the scene, and beautiful Lauren Phoenix joins with Rebecca to make the viewer easily forget that Savanna is even in the picture, let alone the reason for the production's existence. The lousy script credited to "Tony Graham" (undoubtedly PT's regular writer Tony G using a reverse-psychology pseudonym) offers nothing novel until a mean-spirited finale I won't spoil here. I use the term spoil in the technical "spoiler" parlance, as nothing could spoil the show's content, unredeemably bad in the first place.
She's about to consummate a marriage of convenience to rich family offspring Dale DaBone, and both of them are unenthused by the prospect. So with the wedding ceremony (never shown in this slipshod production) just hours away, Dale is humping voluptuous Rebecca Love, while Samson is indulging herself by a "nasty farewell f*ck" with Chris Cannon.
Bridesmaids make the scene, and beautiful Lauren Phoenix joins with Rebecca to make the viewer easily forget that Savanna is even in the picture, let alone the reason for the production's existence. The lousy script credited to "Tony Graham" (undoubtedly PT's regular writer Tony G using a reverse-psychology pseudonym) offers nothing novel until a mean-spirited finale I won't spoil here. I use the term spoil in the technical "spoiler" parlance, as nothing could spoil the show's content, unredeemably bad in the first place.
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- Dec 21, 2018
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