- Eddie Smooth: Come on Lorna, you know I think about you.
- Lorna Swoon: Really? You do? Even when you're with your wife?
- Eddie Smooth: Especially when I'm with my wife.
- Chris Dean: Tommy, come on Tommy. I'm waiting for you downstairs.
- Eddie Smooth: No. No Tommy here.
- Chris Dean: Tommy, come on Tommy. You do this all the time!
- Eddie Smooth: No. There is NO TOMMY HERE.
- Chris Dean: I didn't tell anyone about Cancun, man.
- Chris Dean: You gotta gun?
- Darrel Anderson: No.
- Chris Dean: But, you told him you had a gun.
- Darrel Anderson: Semantics.