Shrek the Third (2007)
Eddie Murphy: Donkey
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Quotes
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Donkey : Alright people, let's do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!
Pinocchio : But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.
Gingerbread Man : As I recall, it was Team Awesome.
Wolf : I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
Donkey : Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we're all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
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Shrek : I can't believe I'm going to be a father. How did this happened?
Puss in Boots : Allow me to explain. When a man falls in love with a woman, he is overcome with powerful urges...
Shrek : I know how it happened! I just can't believe it.
Donkey : [to Puss] How does it happen?
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Puss in Boots : How can you be a reciever of the wedgies, when you are clearly not a wearer of the underpants?
Donkey : Let's just say some things are better left unsaid.
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Puss in Boots : [after switching bodies with Donkey] Ye haw.
Donkey : Oh, you'll learn to control that!
[Snickers]
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Puss in Boots : If he were real, could I do this?
[Digs claws into Shrek's leg, Shrek tries to hold in his pain]
Shrek : Ah! Oww!
Donkey : Or this?
[Kicks Shrek's other leg, Shrek moans]
Shrek : If it were real, that would have been agonizingly painful.
Donkey : Now watch this!
Shrek : [Restrains Donkey and Puss] That's quite enough, boys!
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Donkey : [Hook's men wheel his piano in during the fight] Look out! They got a piano!
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Donkey : [Donkey and Puss in Boots have switched bodies] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting second-rate sidekick!
Puss in Boots : At least you don't look like a bloated roadside piñata. You really need to go on a diet.
Donkey : And you really need to get yourself a pair of pants! I feel all exposed and nasty!
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Donkey : [seeing Shrek naked in the bed] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!
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Donkey : [Having just fallen from the sky] I haven't had a trip that bad since college!
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Donkey : [to Shrek and Fiona] Good Morning, good morning... To you, and you and youuuuu.
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Artie : Did you say you were looking for Arthur?
Puss in Boots : That information is on a need to know basis.
Donkey : It's top secret. Hushity-hush.
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Shrek : [to Artie shortly after they crash the boat] If you think this is getting you out of anything, well it isn't! We're heading back to Far Far Away one way or another! And you're gonna be a father!
Artie : [Sounding confused] What?
Donkey : [to Shrek] You just said father!
Shrek : [to Artie] I said... king, you're gonna be king!
Artie : [Imitating Shrek] You're gonna be king!
[Reverts back to his normal voice]
Artie : Yeah, right!
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Puss in Boots : We've got to save her!
Donkey : But she's so far, far away!
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Puss in Boots : Okay, peoples. This isn't a rehearsal. Let's see some hustle!
Donkey : Smiles, everyone! Smiles!