Veronica Mars (2004–2019)
Enrico Colantoni: Keith Mars
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Quotes
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Veronica : [enter Keith] And...
Keith : [happy] Who's your Daddy?
Veronica : I hate it when you say that.
Keith : This is important, you remember this, I used to be cool.
Veronica : When?
Keith : '77. Trans-Am, Blue Oyster Cult in the 8-track, foxy, stacked blond riding shotgun, racing for pink slips. Wait a minute, I'm thinking of a Springsteen song. Scratch everything. I was never cool.
Veronica : I don't know which bothers me more, "foxy" or "stacked".
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Keith : [to Veronica in next room] Hey! Earth to Mars!
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Keith : [seeing the game hens Veronica has cooked] You know, elf, we might not be the richest family in town, but we can afford normal-sized birds once a year or so.
Veronica : Game hens. They were just so cute. Plus, this way, we won't have to eat left-overs on New Year's.
Keith : That's smart thinking. Come on, what do they taste like?
Veronica : [laughing] I don't know. Dense little turkeys?
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Keith : Part of me is proud... and let's just leave it at that.
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Veronica : Is that lasagna I smell?
Keith : Keith Mars' secret recipe.
Veronica : You double the cheese. Your secret is out... You're making salad? I know pity cooking when I see it. There must be more bad news.
Keith : Maybe we should wait 'til after dinner, huh?
Veronica : Spill it. I promise I won't let it ruin my appetite.
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Keith : Sorry, sweetheart. You can't buy love. Bored wives of the wealthy, however, can.