The Heartbreak Kid (2007)

Natalie Carter: 10 Year Old Girl

Quotes 

• 10 Year Old Girl : Are you like a widow or something?

  Eddie Cantrow : Yeah, I'm a widow. Yeah.

  10 Year Old Girl : Sorry.

  12 Year Old Twin : He's full of it. He's gay.

  Eddie Cantrow : No. I'm not gay.

  12 Year Old Twin : Let's play 5 in 5 then.

  Eddie Cantrow : What is that?

  12 Year Old Twin : It's where I ask you 5 questions in 5 seconds. If you're telling the truth, then you shouldn't have to think.

  Eddie Cantrow : [shrugs]  Yeah, I don't wanna play your game, sorry.

  12 Year Old Twin : Quick - how'd your wife die?

  Eddie Cantrow : Murdered.

  12 Year Old Twin : How?

  Eddie Cantrow : Icepick.

  12 Year Old Twin : They get the guy?

  Eddie Cantrow : Yeah.

  12 Year Old Twin : What was his name?

  Eddie Cantrow : Ronald.

  12 Year Old Twin : Brad Pitt. Russell Crowe. Who's hotter?

  Eddie Cantrow : Brad Pitt.

  12 Year Old Twin , 12 Year Old Twin : [point and laugh victoriously] 

  Eddie Cantrow : No no, no, I thought you meant who's hotter career-wise...