The Heartbreak Kid (2007)
Gary Riotto: Wedding Coordinator
Quotes
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Eddie : I think there's been a mistake, 'cuz I'm at table 34, but that's the kids table.
Wedding Coordinator : Oh, oh, that's not the kids table, that's the singles table. Enjoy...
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Eddie Cantrow : Oh, excuse me.
Flamboyant Man : Yeah.
Eddie Cantrow : Hey, are you running this whole thing?
Flamboyant Man : Oh. Sure. Walk up to the first homo you see and assume he's the wedding coordinator, right? Nice.
Eddie Cantrow : No, no. I didn't - I didn't mean that.
Flamboyant Man : Nice stereotype, buddy. Nice.
[the obviously gay wedding coordinator walks up to them]
Wedding Coordinator : [in a sing-song voice] Did I hear someone say "wedding coordinator"? That would be *moi*!
[simpering]
Wedding Coordinator : How can I help you?
[after a pause, the flamboyant man simply walks away]