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Vomitive
acetylcholinenjoyer25 September 2010
Seriously, what the heck is this? Carmen de Mairena is one of the most repulsive characters in the history of television.

I simply cannot understand why someone would like to see Carmen de Mairena in one movie, nor even a porn film (Yuck!) This is one of the most disgusting and repulsive pieces of garbage ever made. I almost throw it up after the very first 10 minutes, Yes, it is that bad.

Ugh...This movie sucks bad...In what the hell were they thinking? This sucks.

This sucks hard.

Don't see it.
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1/10
Please do NOT watch this
DonkeyManKing18 February 2020
Okay, I myself have never watched this, however I never will either. This is a porno movie where two guys have sex with a 70 year old man cross-dressing as a woman, that is all that needs to be known about this... "thing" that calls itself a movie. I was unfortunate enough to come across screenshots of this abomination online and I already feel physically sick. The fact there are people who find this garbage "sexy" is just as disturbing. If you're normal person, then please... PLEASE just don't watch this, no matter how curious you are, unless you really want to be scarred for life. I wouldn't even force my own worst enemy to watch this.
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1/10
The worst thing I've seen in my entire life. Warning: Spoilers
This is like...The worst thing I've seen in my entire life.

I discovered it thanks to a Spanish website that reviews bad movies, but seriously, this is just beyond bad, and I think that terms "awful" and "terrible" would be far too generous for this unredeemable garbage. (Now that I think about it, even the term "garbage" is too good for this vomit-inducing atrocity) Before I saw this I had no idea about who was Carmen de Mairena. Now, after I saw this, I wish I was still ignorant about that, because I only want to forget about everything I saw here.

Where is the brain bleach when you need it?
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10/10
The "Men behind the sun" of porn movies
jorgddh29 October 2005
Yes, i'm the first reviewing this movie, a movie that will test your courage and guts like anything you may have seen before. The story is the typical porn excuse: a visit of the electricist and a porn casting. The "actors" are two dudes full of drugs, at least one of them, and possibly the bravest people you can find out there. But the one who steals the show and your appetite for life is Carmen de Mairena, a cross between Marujita Diaz and the same Marujita after 13 rounds with Lennox Lewis, a travesty that will change your perception of sex and girls. Since i have seen this movie, i like every girl with no exceptions: it doesn't matter how ugly and ill they are... at least they are not Carmen de Mairena.

Final conclusion: If you have trouble with your amorous life because your levels of exigence, watch this movie. Better than going to the psychiatry, believe me.
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