- Hank O'Hara: Alright, what's this about you movin' back here?
- Mary Kate Simmons: It's a long story.
- Hank O'Hara: I'm long on listenin'.
- [thumbing through a movie script]
- Hank O'Hara: I don't know where they get this stuff. This is awful.
- Mary Kate Simmons: Oh? What's the title?
- Hank O'Hara: Oh, here you go.
- Mary Kate Simmons: 'Alien Vampire Invaders from the Planet Zepher'
- Hank O'Hara: Mm-hmm.
- Mary Kate Simmons: Nice.
- Hank O'Hara: Yeah. Carly has more creativity than that.
- Mary Kate Simmons: Is this another one of those Alan Smithee pictures?
- Wendy Norwood: That was incredible! It seemed so real!
- Coop: Well, you just have to have the right talent.
- Hank O'Hara: I think she was referring to the dog.
- Mary Kate Simmons: I think you should consider 'Over Actors Anonymous.'
- Coop: Mary Kate, how could you say such a thing? I'm crushed. Besides, I studied with *William Shatner*.