The Wild (2006)

Eddie Izzard: Nigel

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Quotes 

• Nigel : As that famous koala once said, "We will fight them... with... peaches."

• Nigel : Do we not have the Party Hats of Death? I've got mine.

• Nigel : We - are - going - to - die!

• [talking about a sewer system] 

  Samson : Appears to be a human bathing area.

  Nigel : You mean humans don't lick themselves clean? Disgusting!

• Nigel : [as a pack of dogs runs away]  Go on, you mutts! Stupid dogs, we could've taken you.

  [the pack of dogs return] 

  Nigel : Taken you to a... to a disco.

• Nigel : Here I come! Hey!

  [lands hard on the fence] 

  Nigel : Who put that bar there?

• Nigel : I am not a doll.

  Monkey #1 : Cushy Tushy!

  Nigel : Aaahhh! Leave my bum alone!

• Nigel : Oh No, Not You!

• Nigel : Silence!

  Bridget : Why, you little.

  Nigel : Silence, again!

• Nigel : [wearing a popcorn dispenser]  I've got popcorn up my bum. Does I look trashy in this?

• Nigel : It's fine - it's just leaves, and vines, and AAAAH what's that? Oh, that's my foot.

• Nigel : [to a wildebeast]  Terribly sorry to bother you, but, um, do you speak koala? Sprechen Sie koala?

• Nigel : Permission to go down with the ship, sir? Hang on, stuff that - everyone off the ship!

• Nigel : If you don't give us ice creams pretty quick, you're gonna walk the plank, sir.

• Nigel : Ooh. Does anyone have any eucalyptus wipes?

• Nigel : What on earth is going on?

  Bridget : It's a human, and I do not think he works for the zoo.

  Nigel : Perhaps now is a good time to improvise.

  Samson : What?

  [Bridget steps on Samson's tail. He rawrs. The boat driver was screaming and then jumps off the boat] 

  Nigel : Great! One problem down...

  Larry : Far out. Cool.

  [He gets rolled into the steering wheel] 

  Nigel : One disaster to go.

• Koala : I'm so cuddly, cuddly, cuddly, I'm so cuddly.

  Nigel : I'm know you're cuddly, but can you float?

• Nigel : All right Everybody, exit in an orderly All right, single file! Keep it... I seem to do a lot of falling and screaming in this adventure.