I can't believe anybody would even attempt to pass this crap off as film-making, as it more closely resembles one man's obsession with dumping $110,000 down the toilet. There are definitely more "honorable" ways to spend money, such as funding a heroin addiction or indulging in hundreds and hundreds of lap dances. I don't even remember the film having a coherent plot, nor the actors being able to carry the movie past the opening frames...in fact, I won't even dignify the actors' performances by using their names. The lead actor gives what can only be described as an affecting performance...and by that I mean he induces coma. The lead actress is fairly easy on the eyes, but still manages to make you cringe with every line of dialogue or her "deer in headlights" facial expressions. Please watch at your own risk.
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Honorable Sleaze
rockduded-587323 June 2021
Warning: Spoilers
A narc (played by the writer and director of the film) gets involved in a love triangle between two barely legal girls in between shooting minorities and having uncomfortable spaghetti dinners with the fathers of his high school aged lovers. He calls all the friends of one of the girls a bunch of wh*res and then gets shot and dies at the end. Somehow he is the good guy of the film, but at least it has a happy ending. I give it a 13/12.
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JohnGulag21 August 2023
Truly the cinematic equivalent of a padded cell. After Redlettermedia reviewed this film I decided to watch it myself. I was on medicinal THC and muscle relaxants at the time of screening and I ended up having an anxiety attack from watching it. The attack was that bad I was convinced goblins were coming out of my loungeroom floor and pinned me down, preventing me from turning the film off.
That aside, I was deeply disappointed that Garrett didn't follow in his brother's footsteps and have more random inexplicable testicle squeezing (The Satan Killer, 1993). This would be made the experience more funny.
"YOU'RE TOO MUCH MAN FOR ME, COP MAN!" - Jay Bauman.
That aside, I was deeply disappointed that Garrett didn't follow in his brother's footsteps and have more random inexplicable testicle squeezing (The Satan Killer, 1993). This would be made the experience more funny.
"YOU'RE TOO MUCH MAN FOR ME, COP MAN!" - Jay Bauman.
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