The Five People You Meet in Heaven (2004 TV Movie)

Elias Toufexis: Morton

Quotes 

• Morton : [to Young Eddie who is shaving]  Hey, Golden Locks! It gonna take ya a lot longer than that to get as pretty as me, you know that?

• Morton : C'mon Robozzo, ya stickpin. Pick it up!

  Rabozzo : It's hot. And I got all this extra stuff to carry.

  Morton : Ahh, I'm sorry Daisy, you got a little stain on your dress there, is that what...?

  Rabozzo : Shut your yap, Morton!

  Morton : You must be jingle-brained.