The Wrong Coast (2004)

Kathryn Greenwood: Debbie Sue Ashanti-Melendez

Quotes 

• Jameson Burkright : Mimi told me I looked like a young Steve McQueen.

  Debbie Sue Ashanti-Melendez : Yeah, well, Mimi told me I look like a cross between Jodie Foster and Meryl Streep. Mimi?

  Mimi Driver : Have you ever thought about acting?

  Stagehand : I'm just a stagehand.

  Mimi Driver : Yeah, but you look like a cross between Jodie Foster and Meryl Streep.

  Debbie Sue Ashanti-Melendez : I'm gonna kick that two-timing bitch's ass.

  Jameson Burkright : Well, save one of those asses for me, Debbie Sue.

• Jameson Burkright : Welcome to The Wrong Coast. I'm Joozball Bockrit.

  Debbie Sue Ashanti-Melendez : No, your name is Jameson Burkright.

  Jameson Burkright : Well, the teleprompter says my name is Joozball Bockrit.

  Debbie Sue Ashanti-Melendez : It doesn't matter what the teleprompter says, your birth certificate says your name is Jameson Burkright. And I'm Doobie-Saw Awati-Mamapusa.

• Debbie Sue Ashanti-Melendez : That was fun, I had fun, did you have fun?

  Jameson Burkright : They had to fuse my spine!

• Jameson Burkright : Debbie-sue, are you sure your not addicted?

  Debbie Sue Ashanti-Melendez : Of course not. I would just cheat or lie in order to forfil my craving. But its not like I'm addicted.