- T. Shirt: Sorry about that, the day they dished out manners, she was out blowing raspberries at the vicar.
- Archduke Fritz: What a load of old codswallop. Next!
- Vanity Bag: There is no 'next'. If I'm not the star of the opera, there is no opera!
- Archduke Fritz: Suits me duckie, who needs it anyway? Boring!
- Count Gustav Pumpernickel: You've finished it, oh thank the stars, is it good?
- T. Shirt: Is it good? My dear man, do penguins fly?
- Count Gustav Pumpernickel: No.
- T. Shirt: Oh.
- Archduke Fritz: Oh, what an evening! Everyone, back to my place. For a scrummy slap-up midnight blow-out!