Freaky Flyers (2003 Video Game)
Jason Gregory: Narrator, Andre, Andre's Dad, Newsreels
Quotes
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Narrator : Johnny Turbine grew up as an orphan on a Dude Rance in Montana. He likes standing in front of large flags and fancying himself a true blue American hero.
Johnny Turbine : Not blue! More kinda like a fleshy-colored American hero!
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Narrator : Traci Torpedoes holds the honor of shooting down one thousand aircraft.
Traci Torpedoes : One thousand and twelve, swine!
Narrator : One thousand and twelve
Traci Torpedoes : And a man in a jetpack. He looked very suspicious
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Mick Bungadoo : Visit Mick Bungadoo's roadkill resteraunt! Our motto is: You run 'em down, we'll throw 'em on the barbie!
Narrator : I know. I read the placemants.
Mick Bungadoo : The secret's in the sauce.
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Narrator : Island Jack was leading a peaceful life on his beach in Danger Island, when the Island chief volunteered him for the race.
[a couple of guys stuff Island Jack in a sack and throw him in a plane]
Island Jack : Not cool, mon, not cool.
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Cactus Rose : I rob from the rich and give to the poor.
[points guns at camera]
Cactus Rose : You callin' that a crime?
Narrator : Well... yes, but only because I'm rich.
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Narrator : During your stay in Coyote Canyon, you must protect the sheriff from some bandits, rescue a damsel, and cause a stampede into an Indian reservation. Sure, these are things you could have done from the comfort of your own home with a couple of well-placed phone calls, but you're here now so lend a hand.