A combination of Enter the Dragon, The Matrix and Kill Bill, this martial arts classic does more than satisfy even the most demanding of kung fu fanatics. The fight sequences break conventional boundaries, as the choreographers managed to fully comply with health and safety restrictions, ensuring that none of the characters in fact make contact with one another.
With no expense spared, the producers were intent on having the best special effects programmers St John's Primary School for the Disabled and Blind Orphans had to offer. Unfortunately this was beyond their budget, so they hired Bungle, formerly employed by Rainbow.
With breathtaking dialogue, memorable quotes, and the discussion of important issues, the scriptwriters did a great job: "Watch out, you don't wanna catch aids."
Brilliantly edited, the soundtrack impresses, and the use of kitchen utensil sound effects makes the ear orgasm.
The bonus features include a stunning selection of on set photography, which David Bailey would for cert be proud of. Genius!
All credit due to the superb PR team, without whom the film would never have got of the ground. The box is perhaps the best part of the film, luring people into a false sense of hope. Well done lads. We'd especially like to thank Kev, for all his "hard work and effort".
Majestic in his movement, amazing in his acting, Greg Maye, aka "Mark Cobain" is the next big thing in circus performance. Rumour has it that Eugene D. Floyd has been sought by many Hollywood directors. All in all, a perfect cast makes this film one to certainly remember.
Appropriately, at the end of this review I would like to discuss the credits, which if possible, provide shots of lighter moments during production.
Truly inspirational, we think this film will triple the number of martial arts enthusiasts in Nuneaton.