Love for Rent (2005)

Angie Cepeda: Sofia

Quotes 

• [from trailer] 

  Sofia : I don't think I can give him up.

• Monica Garcia : So, how long have you been having morning sickness?

  Sofia : 2 weeks.

  Monica Garcia : Any other symptoms? You horny?

  Sofia : No.

  Monica Garcia : You're horny!

  Sofia : Maybe a little... Oh god. Ok, ok, ok. A lot. Very horny, Monica. Horny all the time. Horny before morning sickness, horny after morning sickness, and horny between. Horny, horny, horny, horny.

  Monica Garcia : I've never seen you horny before.

  Sofia : I'm supposed to meet that doctor from the ER.

  Sofia : I'm thinking of canceling.

  Monica Garcia : Why?

  Sofia : Because, he'll say a compliment like "Hello, how are you?" and I'm afraid that I'll start humping his leg like a dog.

• Sofia : I'm very disappointed in you Max. First, you break into my apartment. Then, you hit a girl.

  Max : Your not mad at me about hitting Kenny?

  Sofia : No, that one I can forgive. He's a pervert and he should be stopped. But, I don't want you hitting Charlie. If she tries to kiss you, kiss her back.

  Max : No way!

  Sofia : Women don't like men who give in too easily. Trust me. She kisses you because she loves a challenge.

  Max : Why?

  Sofia : Because... because women are like locas. That's why.

  Max : I thought she kisses me because she thinks I'm cute.