Hitch (I) (2005)

Adam LeFevre: Speed Dating Guy

Quotes 

• Sara : Why don't you go hit a titty bar with your buddy Vance?

  Hitch : Wow. I don't believe this. That's your source?

  Sara : You buried yourself, Alex.

  Hitch : Then you weren't listening.

  Sara : I heard every word. You're a scam artist. You trick women into getting...

  Hitch : Into getting out of their own way, so great guys like Albert Brennaman have a fighting chance!

  [host gestures for him to leave] 

  Hitch : Okay, no, no, no, no. I want everybody to take a good look at this right now. Because this, this right here, this is exactly why falling in love is so goddamn hard!

  Speed Dating Guy : Sir, let's go, now.

  Hitch : And Vance Munson is a pig! And I refused to work with him. You need to get your facts right. It's because of jerks like him that I even have a job... *had* a job!

  [walks away] 

  Sara : Can you believe that guy?

  Casey Sedgewick : Actually... I do.

  Sara : [dejectedly]  Me, too.