- Sadie: What is that?
- August Mirabella: It's the drug.
- Sadie: Oh, so you're a drug dealer?
- August Mirabella: No. I'm a himan.
- Sadie: Oh, so you just kill people.
- August Mirabella: Uh... yeah.
- August Mirabella: Who the hell has a nickname that nobody knows what it means?
- Freddy Six Times: There's one person that knows. And that's me.
- August Mirabella: Oh, you son of...
- Sheriff: Now, I heard there were some loud mouthed, greasy-headed, stankin' ass Yankees in my town. Has anybody in here seen any of these loud mouth, stankin' ass yankees? It just ain't gonna happen. Not in my town.
- Goat Man: I'll just move to the barn. I got me a barn full of sluts out here. Eenie Meenie Miney Mo, which one of you goats is gonna be my ho? Well, you're tied to the barn, you look good enough for me. Ah, smells like you're ready for me.
- Goat Man: A woman's job is to take care of her man, give him ass, clean up the house, look after the kids.