Tony Hawk's Underground (I) (2003 Video Game)

Larry Cedar: Jason Turbo, Ollie the Bum, Slave Driver, Second Tampa Cop, Team Filmer, Big Kahuna, Leaf Blower Guy, Kalo

Quotes 

• [Bam Margera is standing on a quarterpipe set, watching Russian tanks drive by, transfixed. Tony Hawk, the Skater and Tony are standing behind him] 

  Bam Margera : Mmmm, tanks... aw tank-look at these tanks... *Damn*, look at these tanks...

  Tony Hawk : What's up? Aren't you stoked by getting Best New Pro?

  The Skater : Well... it's not a done deal yet. It's pretty close between me and Eric.

  [Eric Sparrow skates up onto the set to join the others] 

  Eric Sparrow : Sup, guys?

  [pregnant pause] 

  Eric Sparrow : Listen, I've been thinkin', we can't keep this up. Remember how I used to torch action figures with ya? I - I acted like a dork, I'm sorry, I got carried away.

  [Eric extends his hand for a handshake. After much hesitation, the Skater returns the gesture] 

  Todd : [in a mocking tone]  Aww, I'm touched, really! Hehe, haaa...

  [normal] 

  Todd : Now get out there in front of those cameras and earn your keep!

  Bam Margera : It's so good, we can't go skating right now, look at these *tanks*! Damn!...