Accepted (2006)

Maria Thayer: Rory

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• Bartleby Gaines : And they all paid first semester's tuition?

  Rory : Yep. 10,000 bucks apiece. I stopped counting after the first 100 checks.

  Glen : That's 74 million dollars.

  Rory : It's a million dollars, Glen.

  Glen : Yeah... In human dollars.

• Rory : Ever since nursery school, every single waking moment of every single day has been scheduled. So what do I want to do? Nothing.

  Bartleby Gaines : Cheap, zen, beautiful. I like it.

• Bartleby Gaines : Hey Rory, hows it goin? What's wrong?

  Rory : I... I... I- I didn't get into Ya- I didn't get into... I-I-I I didn't get into Yal- I didn't get into Yale.

  Bartleby Gaines : What? Why not?

  Rory : Well, there's no room for Rory at Yale! No, too many mediocre rich kids with well-connected parents.

• Rory : College is for pussies!