The Pink Panther (2006)

Stephen Park: Palace Guard

Quotes 

• Inspector Jacques Clouseau : [wearing wallpaper pattern disguises]  Good work, Ponton. We're in. Look! It's the killer! After him! Change outfits.

  [They take off their masks. The palace guard arrives] 

  Palace Guard : Stop! Turn around. Who are you? What are you doing here?

  Inspector Jacques Clouseau : We are-- We are, we are two-- We are-- I'll tell you exactly who we are.

  Ponton : Yes.

  Inspector Jacques Clouseau : We are -

  [Nicole arrives] 

  Nicole : I have been looking for you two everywhere. Where the hell have you been?

  Palace Guard : You know these two?

  Nicole : [slightly annoyed]  Of course I know them. They are Xania's back-up dancers. They go on in the third act with the Komodo dragon and the snow machine. Why do you think they are dressed like that, for fun?

  Palace Guard : Prove it.

  Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I don't have to prove -

  [the palace guard cocks his gun; Clouseau starts to dance and Ponton joins in the dance number while Xania continues singing]