The Pink Panther (2006)

Andrew Tarbet: TSA Agent

Quotes 

• TSA Agent : What's in your pocket, sir?

  Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Nothing.

  TSA Agent : Sir, I'll say again, what's in your pocket?

  Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Nothing.

  TSA Agent : I'm gonna ask you again, what's in your pocket, sir?

  Inspector Jacques Clouseau : [Clouseau proceeds to mumble the word 'hamburger' in an unintelligible manner throughout his interrogation]  All right. I have, in my pocket... a couple of 'hambworstforts'.

  TSA Agent : What?

  Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I have in my pocket... a couple of 'dolvargars'.

  TSA Agent : Sir?

  Inspector Jacques Clouseau : [Clouseau continues to mumble the word 'Hamburger']  'Handbirders'.

  TSA Agent : Sir, in your pocket, you have...?

  Inspector Jacques Clouseau : All right, I have four... 'Hanholders'.

  TSA Agent : I'm sorry. Once more?.

  [Clouseau mumbles something unintelligible that sounds like'hamburger', but the TSA agent cannot understand Clouseau's thick French accent] 

  TSA Agent : Again!

  Inspector Jacques Clouseau : 'Damburrs'!

  TSA Agent : Sir?

  [a man in the crowd says "Hey, what's that"?] 

  Inspector Jacques Clouseau : 'Damburger'!

  TSA Agent : Sir-- sir, I'm losing my patience.

  Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Oh, you are? You are losing your patience?

  TSA Agent : Yes.

  Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I'm simply telling you I have a couple of 'tamburthers'.

  TSA Agent : I've got an End darter down on six, I've got an End darter down on six!

  National Guard : Locked and loaded, sir!

  Security Agent : Show me your hands, sir!

  Inspector Jacques Clouseau : All right, I'll just show you.

  [Clouseau attempts to take the hamburgers out of his pocket, and Ponton tries to keep Clouseau from making a fool of himself] 

  Security Guard : No, no, no! Stay here, sir!