Death to the Supermodels (Video 2005) Poster

Marcelle Larice: Yo

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  • Yo : My booty's been poisoned. Somebody's trying to kill my booty!

  • Yo : [farts]  My bad.

    [continues farting] 

    Gerd : Guess the blimp lose a little air.

    [Yo's farting becomes more intense and aggressive, as if her rump had a mind of its own] 

    Yo : [unable to stop farting]  Wait. This ain't right. I know my booty!

  • Eva : Nein! You cannot kill the number one ranked supermodel!

    [breaking character, pulls armpit hair] 

    Eva : Madison, these pitsies are not real, okay? They're just pretend, sweetheart. Always remember, razors are a girl's best friend. I love you.

    Yo : [as Marcelle Larice]  I didn't actually die in this movie. You all know I do not have a booty, in reality. My booty is nowhere near that big! Although I wish I did have a booty, but my booty's alright.

    Hoo-Chi : [as Sung Hi Lee]  You know what? Hoo-Chi may be a man, but I'm really a woman, I promise. Uh, need proof?

    [She starts to stand. Cut to Kimberley Davies] 

    Darbie : [as Kimberley Davies]  Never be a murdering, mute supermodel, okay? It's not a good look.

    P : I died first, and it make me sad.

    [breaking character] 

    P : But now I party with chicos!

  • Yo's Booty : FART!

  • Yo : [to her own butt cheeks]  Come on, girls. Eat your ass candies!

    [inserts rectal suppositories] 

    Yo's Booty : Ominous butt rumblings.

  • Yo : [offended by his instructions]  You want me to make my booty like the Goodyear Blimp?

    Gerd : Yes... yes, because it is big, unt beautiful, and yet it floats to the heavens.

    Yo : A floating booty?

    Gerd : Yes, let your booty float.

    Yo : You know this a heavy-ass booty.

    Gerd : Well then, let there be wings on your booty, lifting, lifting higher unt higher!

  • Tiffany : You know, I really appreciate you helping me out like this, Yo. I guess we really kinda bonded when we did that whole print ad thing together.

    Yo : You know what? I think your booty was even flatter back then. We used to all call you Pancake Booty! You know, behind your back.

    Tiffany : [flustered]  Well actually, that was just the angle they had me standing in. Cause, you know, they just really wanted a flat angle in contrast to your... fuller booty.

    Yo : [rolling her eyes]  Whatever.

  • Yo : That's it, girl! Lift that booty to the sky!

  • Yo : My momma met him in Vegas. She had a BIG ASS booty! She had to have a toilet seat custom made. She had got Fat Albert tattooed on her left booty cheek. Daddy asked her to do it, mmhmm.

  • Tiffany : Um, now you must have one of the most famous booties in the world. Why do you think it's taken so long for the modeling industry to value your... distinctive derrière?

    Yo : Because flat ass white hoes run the modeling world! But, see, what had happened was, their boyfriends started making like Bobby DeNiro with the Jungle Fever, and once you start hitting it, you ain't gonna go back to ground beef if you have filet mignon! So they finally gave sister a break.

  • Yo : I take these pills.

    Tiffany : Pills?

    Yo's Booty : ANGRY FLATULENCE!

    Yo : Rectal.

    Yo's Booty : Fart!

    Yo : Steroid suppositories.

    Tiffany : Steroids? You mean your booty's not natural?

    Yo : Shut up, Trick! Someone must've got to my pills. The killer.

    Yo's Booty : Unbridled farts of rage!

    Yo : It was you, right? You perky psycho trick! You're killing us!

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