If Dad Only Knew (2004)

Michael McDonald: Andy

Quotes 

• Maggie Riley : So how did you tell your family?

  Andy : Actually, I didn't have to. I did musical theater in high school.

  Maggie Riley : Ah.

• Maggie Riley : [sitting down at cafe bar with Bobby and Andy]  So how are you two big gay fag homos doing?

  Bobby Riley : I think, uh, one gay slur should cover it.

  Andy : Uh, and we're still incognito.

  Maggie Riley : Oh, I don't know about you, Andy, but I think it's time.

  Bobby Riley : I think all parties have been heard from now.

  Maggie Riley : Bobby, I love you like the sister I never had, really, but if you do not come out to the boys up north this weekend, I'm going to come up there and out you myself. Out, damn spot, out!

  Bobby Riley : Yeah, if you can tell me how to do it naturally. We're going to be sitting there watching the Cubs game. Sosa hits one out of the park, and as we're cheering, I'm supposed to go, "oh, you guys - hold on a second, um, I love to suck cock."

  Andy : [Maggie laughs]  Actually, "love" is a little strong.