- Martin Constable: Cherries without pits, the worlds greatest invention.
- Lukas Gold: Cherries had pits?
- [while watching a commercial for cosmetic penile implants for women in preparation for a case Lukas has taken]
- Martin Constable: A guy in my building got one of these.
- Lukas Gold: You mean he wasn't "packing?"
- Martin Constable: A second!