Mean Girls (2004)

Daniel DeSanto: Jason

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Quotes 

• Jason : [reading from the Burn Book]  Trang Pak made out with Coach Carr! And so did Sun Jin Dinh!

  Trang Pak : [in Vietnamese]  You little slut!

  Sun Jin Dinh : You're the slut!

  [both start swearing in Vietnamese] 

• Cady : [voiceover]  The weird thing about hanging out with Regina was that I could hate her, and at the same time, I still wanted her to like me.

  Regina : [to Cady]  Okay... you have really good eyebrows.

  Cady : Thanks.

  Regina : [pushing Gretchen]  Move.

  Gretchen : Ooh.

  Cady : [voiceover]  Same with Gretchen: the meaner Regina was to her, the more Gretchen tried to win Regina back. She knew it was better to be in the plastics, hating life, than to not be in at all. Because being with the plastics was like being famous... people looked at you all the time and everybody just knew stuff about you.

  Girl : That knew girl moved here from Africa.

  Bethany Byrd : I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.

  Jason : That Cady girl is hot... she might even be hotter than Regina George.

  Mr. Duvall : I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again. The 2 were seen canoodling at Chris Isen's halloween party... they've been inseparable ever since.

• Jason : Is your muffin buttered?

  Cady : What?

  Jason : Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

  Cady : My what?

  Regina : Is he bothering you? Jason, why are you such a skeeze?

  Jason : I'm just being friendly.

  Gretchen : [whispers]  You were supposed to call me last night!

  Regina : Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?

  Cady : No, thank you.

  Regina : Good. So it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.

  Jason : [whispers]  Bitch...

• Jason : Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!

  Student : Yeah, that's true dude...

• [watching two girls in a catfight] 

  Jason : Yeah! Take your top off!