Gray Matters (I) (2006)

Heather Graham: Gray Baldwin

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• Sam : What are you doing?

  Gray : I want to die right now. I never want to see another human being as long as I live.

  Sam : You're just coming out.

  Gray : I am never coming out of this elevator.

  Sam : This is probably the biggest revelation of your entire life. It's normal to be going nuts. It's normal.

  Gray : I don't feel normal. I'm sick and tired of everyone saying it's normal, it's typical, it's ordinary. I don't feel any of those things.

  Sam : Well how do you feel?

  Gray : Lonely.

  Sam : Why?

  Gray : Because I'm never going to be able to walk down the street, holding hands with my partner without the rest of the world giving us a look. And me never have the wedding that I once dreamed of and I may never have children. And one day when I die people will never give as much respect to my grieving lover as if she were my husband.

  Sam : Gray, it's not as if you made a choice.

  Gray : That's what terrifies me. It's so much easier to be someone else.

• Gray : It's like this. For years I thought I was content being single and I wasn't really interested in a relationship. I thought that when Mr. Right came into my life, he just would, he- he wouldn't need some fancy invitation, he would just arrive. And then I realized that it's not Mr. Right I'm waiting for. It's Mrs. Right. And I think I found her. And I kissed her... and I think she kissed me back! But I'm not sure because I've never kissed a girl before and I'm not sure what the rules are, but I know that I liked it! And I think I like her! Now I feel nauseous again...

• Gray : [standing outside a gay bar]  I can't do this.

  Gordy : Yes, you can.

  Gray : Why do I have to do this?

  Gordy : Because you're gay and you have to start behaving like it.

• Gray : I have to tell you something and it's not easy. It's really major. I don't know how to say it.

  Sam : Why don't you take three short breaths and...

  Gray : ...and one long.

  [Gray takes three short and one long] 

  Gray : I'm gay!

  Sam : What?

  Gray : As in Marvin.

  Sam : What?

  Gray : As in, take the R out of Gray and BINGO!

• Gray : You don't know what it's like. One day you're one thing and the next day you realize you're something else. I feel like I'm Dorothy in "The Wizard of Oz" and I'm in this new land and I want to go home but something is telling me maybe this is my home. Maybe I shouldn't click my heels three times; maybe I should just stay here and be nauseas with the Munchkins.

• Carrie : She's the best. Strong, independent, feisty.

  Gray : Who are you talking about?

  Carrie : Who else? Queen Oprah. Oprah, Oprah the great. Oprah, I love her. Do you understand that I'm obsessed with her? I think she is so great that she should start her own religion - that's how much I love her. I love her so much that if she and Stedman couldn't have children and needed a little bit of help, I would surrogate a child for them. That's right. I would have Oprah's baby, that's how much I love her.

  Gray : Wauw. That's a lot of love.

• [Charlie walks into the suite bathroom, stark naked with only a bucket of ice and a bottle of champagne covering her] 

  Charlie Kelsey : Ta-da! I got the champagne... extra bubbly.

  Gray : Oh my God! You didn't answer the door looking like that?

  Charlie Kelsey : Hmmm. No wonder the delivery guy didn't want a tip.

• Gray : What can I say? I am a mess.

  Gordy : You don't look a mess. You look cute as a button. And buttons aren't messy.

  Gray : Well, looks can be deceiving.

• Sam : She's the sun, she's the stars, she's the moon.

  Gray : You don't even know her. She could be an axe murderer for all you know.

• Gray : Oh, no, because I asked her to marry me.

  Sam : What?

• Gray : [to Charlie]  Please tell me you don't wear stuff like that everyday.

• Dr. Sydney : I think we need to talk on level ground. You're not thinking straight.

  Gray : No kidding...