Paradise Hotel (2003–2019)

Toni Ferrari: Self (episodes 1-14, 22-23, 30)

Quotes 

• Toni Ferrari : [Introductory clip]  You come at me with attitude and think you're gonna fight me verbally and put me down, without actually giving me a reason? You'd better run. You better get on a flight and go back to wherever you came from cus I will tear you down. Period.

• Toni Ferrari : We may be surrounded by beauty, but there's some evil stuff that's gonna come out soon.

• Toni Ferrari : [Talking to herself]  Wait a minute, is like everybody perfect here? Yeah, pretty much.

• Toni Ferrari : [to Amy]  Sweetie, we're not safe... We're not safe with anybody. If we wanna stay here we gotta cover our own tails, cus now the game is being played.

• Toni Ferrari : Yahtzee! Game on. I want you gone.

• Toni Ferrari : Keith, come over here...

  [Keith ignores Toni] 

  Toni Ferrari : I'll get him later. Let the boys enjoy their dinner. The old Toni would have let it go, period. Not the new Toni.

  Keith Cuda : Bitch.

• Toni Ferrari : If you ever disrespect the females like you did tonight, so help me god. I'm gonna flip out on you.

  Keith Cuda : Don't talk to me like some little girl!

  Toni Ferrari : Don't disrespect me while I'm trying to tell you something!

  Keith Cuda : You're not always right.

• Toni Ferrari : [Crying]  I am... so scared that I am gonna lose Scott.

• Toni Ferrari : [On Zack being eliminated]  Honest to God, what were you thinking? I wanna know.

  Keith Cuda : OK, why are you yelling at me?

  Toni Ferrari : Because my friend is crying her eyes out right now.

  Keith Cuda : OK.

  Toni Ferrari : What? Just tell me what. Make me understand! Please.

  Keith Cuda : I have nothing to say to you.

• Alex Van Camp : [On Keith]  Well, you girls voted him on.

  Toni Ferrari : Wow... wow.

  Alex Van Camp : What a creep.

  Toni Ferrari : Mmm hmm.

• Dave Kerpen : Whitney. So you're a physical therapist. The thing is, my back's in a lot of pain from all this tennis I've been playing.

  [the guys laugh at Dave in the background] 

  Dave Kerpen : Hey, I beat all of you...

  Charla Pihlstrom : My back's in a lot of pain from sleeping on the damn mini bed.

  Toni Ferrari : [Immitating Dave]  I beat all of you.

  Dave Kerpen : Is there any kind of special therapy you can possibly give me right now?

  Kristin Ellis : Poor Dave, always trying to get some.

• Dave Kerpen : Yes, everyone's playing the game. Hands down, the female playing it the most is Toni.

  Toni Ferrari : You son of a bitch!

  Dave Kerpen : The past few weeks she's blatently said she wants me out. She knows that one of the girls is going home and suddenly she's being quite affectionate. I mean to me, she's clearly playing the game.

  Toni Ferrari : You evil motherfucker! You motherfucker! I'm gonna drown your fucking ass.

• Toni Ferrari : We're on high alert. And I'm gonna tell you who it is. And I didn't realize it until now. Dave, Charla, Tara. They are plotting, they are trying to get rid of us. They want us out. Charla is behind it, so is Tara, so is Dave.

  Amy Toliver : But how do you know?

  Toni Ferrari : I can FEEL it.

  Amy Toliver : Yeah.

  Toni Ferrari : It's in my stomach.

• Toni Ferrari : [Looking into the camera]  If I am the one to go... fine. But I swear... if I'm not, someone's in a lot of trouble.

  [Toni winks] 

• Toni Ferrari : I'm gonna say something here real quick. My instincts are back up. And I mean they are back up, and they are strong. Period. I know something's going on. If I hear one more ounce of "I want this person out or this person out" and I think this person at the table knows exactly what I'm saying. Stop it. Cus I know. If you have something to say to any one of us, say it in the open. And I'm serious.

  Charla Pihlstrom : Who do you think has said something?

  Toni Ferrari : I think it's you two.

  [Looking at Charla and Tara] 

  Toni Ferrari : You're both against me and back stabbing me, it's ridiculous. If you want me out, fine, but that will be her decision.

  [Looks over to Holly and then back at Charla and Tara] 

  Toni Ferrari : Do not run up to the new people and kiss their tail. She's gonna decide on who she wants to with and that is her choice, there is no pressure. She doesn't kick me off. You do. Do not use the new people. And that's all I gotta say.

  Tara Gerard : I would like you to know something before you go...

  Toni Ferrari : I'm not gonna talk about this anymore. Right now, I'm pissed and I just need time to calm down.

• Toni Ferrari : Honest to God, Scott. I wouldn't go back to you. You wouldn't choose me anyway. And I know that in my hard heart.

  Scott Hanson : Interesting...

• Toni Ferrari : [Asked about why she chose Keith, knocking herself out of the competition]  Amy doesn't deserve to go. I want her to stay. I already said it a hundred times, baby girl, I'd take a bullet for her in a heart beat.

• Beau Wolf : Shut up.

  Toni Ferrari : [Turning around and walking back to Beau]  Excuse me? Excuse me. You never talk to me like that. My parents don't, you don't. You remember that. Right now...

• Toni Ferrari : Yahtzee! Game on.