Paradise Hotel (2003–2019)

Keith Cuda: Self

Quotes 

• Amy Toliver : And if it's the last thing I do, I will see to it that you are running up those steps because you want to get the hell away from here.

  Keith Cuda : Do you think you scare me?

  Amy Toliver : No, but when you have no respect in here and no friends, you will want to leave.

  Keith Cuda : We'll see.

  Amy Toliver : We will see.

  Amy Toliver : We will see.

• Toni Ferrari : Keith, come over here...

  [Keith ignores Toni] 

  Toni Ferrari : I'll get him later. Let the boys enjoy their dinner. The old Toni would have let it go, period. Not the new Toni.

  Keith Cuda : Bitch.

• Toni Ferrari : If you ever disrespect the females like you did tonight, so help me god. I'm gonna flip out on you.

  Keith Cuda : Don't talk to me like some little girl!

  Toni Ferrari : Don't disrespect me while I'm trying to tell you something!

  Keith Cuda : You're not always right.

• Keith Cuda : I don't think that any one guy deserves to go home more than the other. I'm just trying to play the game.

  Amy Toliver : Fuck you, dude.

• Toni Ferrari : [On Zack being eliminated]  Honest to God, what were you thinking? I wanna know.

  Keith Cuda : OK, why are you yelling at me?

  Toni Ferrari : Because my friend is crying her eyes out right now.

  Keith Cuda : OK.

  Toni Ferrari : What? Just tell me what. Make me understand! Please.

  Keith Cuda : I have nothing to say to you.

• Amy Toliver : And I'm still fucking talking to you! Don't interrupt me. Don't be rude.

  Keith Cuda : If you can't take it, then get out.

  Amy Toliver : I'm still here! Don't you see me in your fucking face right now?

• Keith Cuda : [Referring to who the guys think is the most attractive female]  This'll be interesting, see how you think.

  Amy Toliver : [Watching via monitor in another room]  Fucking idiot.

  Keith Cuda : Well I'm not sure it matters because they probably all hate me...

  Amy Toliver : That's right. We don't like you, so relax.

  Keith Cuda : Umm, I think Charla is down to Earth and doesn't bullshit.

  Amy Toliver : [Turns to Charla]  Keep in mind he's saying that because you don't say anything.

• Keith Cuda : [after being asked how he feels about the fact Zack can't be voted back on the show after threatening him]  I kicked him off again.