Gary the Rat (2003)
Billy Gardell: Jackson Buford Harrison
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Quotes
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Jackson Buford Harrison : Does she have any kids?
Gary 'The Rat' Andrews : Yes.
Jackson Buford Harrison : How Many?
Gary 'The Rat' Andrews : Eight
Jackson Buford Harrison : Jimminy Christmas, someone should tell her that it's a vagina not a clown car.
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Betty : Yes we have the rat. Please hold. Good morning Mr. Ratman.
Gary 'The Rat' Andrews : I beg your pardon?
Betty : Mr. Ratman Mr. MouseMan. Mr. Andrews Mr. Harrison wants to see you in his office right away.
Gary 'The Rat' Andrews : You wanted to see me, Mr. Harrison?
Jackson Buford Harrison : Look's like the old rat is out of the bag, eh Andrews?
Gary 'The Rat' Andrews : I know sir. I've come to clean out my desk.
Jackson Buford Harrison : Well, if it were up to me, I wouldn't have left you in the building. It only takes one of you filthy creatures and the next thing you know, the whole building's infested.
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Jackson Buford Harrison : Harrison here. He did what? A bank? Where? I'll be right there.
Betty : Yes Mr. Harrison?
Jackson Buford Harrison : Betty it's Harrison here.
Betty : Yes Mr. Harrison.
Jackson Buford Harrison : Betty my no good for nothing slacker son is taking over a bank. He has hostages! Hold down my calls and hold up my lunch to two thirty.
Betty : Yes Mr. Harisson.
Jackson Buford Harrison : And if the misses calls tell her it's her fault for smoking ganja when she was breastfeeding that yelp.
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Jackson Buford Harrison : Jiminy Christmas! That disgusting rat freak needs me! Somebody get me some spinach dip before i die!
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Jackson Buford Harrison : Again with the questions you nosey freak! Why don't you leave me the hell alone?
Gary 'The Rat' Andrews : Sorry sir.
Jackson Buford Harrison : You should be now if anyone needs me i'll be in the food court having souvlaki the hamburger of Grease you know.
Gary 'The Rat' Andrews : I am sick and tired of that gelatinous blowhard recalculating me and my disposition! He deserves to be unhappy and alone!
