The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)

Julie Andrews: Queen Clarisse Renaldi

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• Queen Clarisse Renaldi : The Queen is never late, everybody else is simply early.

• Mia Thermopolis : [while watching a list of possible husbands, a picture of Prince William appears]  Yes! Oh yes! I, I, I absolutely accept!

  Charlotte Kutaway : Prince William. He's not eligible because he's in line for his own crown.

  Mia Thermopolis : [Disappointed]  Oh.

  Joe : If he's not eligible, why is he included in these pictures?

  Charlotte Kutaway : I just love to look at him.

  Queen Clarisse Renaldi : Me too.

  Mia Thermopolis : Mmm-hmm.

  Joe : Your Majesty!

  Queen Clarisse Renaldi : Next?

  Charlotte Kutaway : Antoine Suisson of Paris. Plays the harp. No title, but good family.

  Lilly Moscovitz : What about the title "husband?"

  Mia Thermopolis : Yeah, he's cute.

  Joe : His boyfriend thinks he's handsome, also.

  Mia Thermopolis , Lilly Moscovitz : Right on.

  Queen Clarisse Renaldi : No matter. Put him on all the invitation lists, he's a divine dancer.

• Queen Clarisse Renaldi : [Clarisse comes into the kitchen and sits down, after Mia stomped on Nicholas's foot, after learning that he was the one who wanted to steal her throne. Mia is eating ice cream]  As a queen I simply cannot condone it. But as a grandma, I say, "Right on."

• Mia Thermopolis : I thought you said you never slide?

  Queen Clarisse Renaldi : Oh I don't, but I have done a lot of flying in my day.

• Queen Clarisse Renaldi : Dear Joseph, am I too late to ask you to accept my hand in marriage?

  Joe : I thought you'd never ask.

• Queen Clarisse Renaldi : Did you hear that?

  Charlotte Kutaway : Not if you didn't want me to.

• Queen Clarisse Renaldi : We never rush, we hasten.

  [proceeds to rush out of the room] 

• Queen Clarisse Renaldi : [teaching Mia the art of the fan; Mia is making faces behind her fan]  Are you sassing your grandma?

  Mia Thermopolis : I would never sass you, Grandma!

  [Clarisse proceeds to swat Mia playfully with her fan] 

• Queen Clarisse Renaldi : A princess never chases a chicken.

• Andrew Jacoby : She's going to be a handful, isn't she?

  Queen Clarisse Renaldi : You'll never be bored, Andrew.

• Queen Clarisse Renaldi : [shouts]  Shut up!

  Mia Thermopolis : Grandma said "Shut up"? Shut up!

• Mia Thermopolis : I'm here!

  [sits down and chair goes flying; Brigitte and Brigitta rush to help] 

  Mia Thermopolis : You know what, I'm fine, I'm good! So, what are we learning today?

  Queen Clarisse Renaldi : We are learning the art of the fan.

  Mia Thermopolis : Fascinating.

• Queen Clarisse Renaldi : I know it's short notice, but you were all dressed.

• Security Guard Lionel : Your Majesty, I would gladly take a bullet for you.

  Queen Clarisse Renaldi : Oh, how brave. Most interns don't even want to fetch me my tea.

• Security Guard Lionel : [into his mike]  Eagle is leaving! Eagle is leaving!

  Queen Clarisse Renaldi : [stops]  In hushed tones, Lionel. Hushed tones.

• Queen Clarisse Renaldi : Nepotism belongs in the arts, not in plumbing.

• Queen Clarisse Renaldi : [Mia fell in the fountain in the palace gardens with Nicholas, and walks up to Clarisse soaking wet]  Do I want to know?

  Mia Thermopolis : I don't think so.