Shortbus (2006)

Mx Justin Vivian Bond: Justin Bond

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• Justin Bond : As my dear departed friend Lotus Weinstock used to say: "I used to wanna change the world. Now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity."

• Justin Bond : [to Sofia]  These bitches sucking cock and eating ass... then they show up at the buffet and say they're vegan.

• Justin Bond : [looking at the clients of the Shortbus, having group sex]  It's just like the 60's. Only with less hope.

• Man : Justin, someone just came on your cat.

  Justin Bond : [Ceth laughs]  It's not funny. Why can't they leave my pussy alone?

• Justin Bond : [to Sofia]  It's a salon for the gifted and challenged. That's Alice. She's got a cunt like a wizard's sleeve.

• Jamie : I just have to switch the film, we're going to watch a three-hour Gertrude Stein documentary.

  Justin Bond : Sounds like a real weenie-shrinker. Come on, let's go get laid.

• Justin Bond : This place has really taken off in the last few years since all these young people started flocking to the city.

  Sofia : Well, why would they come to New York? It's so expensive to live here.

  Justin Bond : 9/11. It's the only thing real that's ever happened to them.

• Justin Bond : [looking at the orgy]  Oh my God, for a minute there I thought that man didn't have an arm.

• Justin Bond : [to Sofia]  I'm Justin Bond, the mistress of Shortbus.

• Justin Bond : But tonight we're having a fiIm festivaI. They're boring as heII, but I find the more boring they are... the more inteIIigent peopIe think they are for watching them.