Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne (2003 Video Game)

Rodd Houston: Dick Justice, Blaxploitation Narrator, Bodyguard

Quotes 

• [Max watches "Dick Justice," a blaxploitation spoof of the Max Payne games] 

  Dick Justice : [narrating]  The rain was comin' down like all the angels in heaven decided to take a piss at the same time. When you're in a situation like mine, you can only think in metaphors.

• Dick Justice : I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified.