Five Children and It (2004)
Alexander Pownall: Horace
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Quotes
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Uncle Albert : Rule Three: Laundry three times a week. Very important, you know. The British Empire was built on clean pants. Clean pants and...
Horace : Mint sauce?
Uncle Albert : Don't be ridiculous, Horace. Rule four: Never, ever go into... the greenhouse.
Robert : The greenhouse.
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Martha : These are the children I was telling you about. Your nephews and nieces.
Uncle Albert : Impossible. They're not due 'till Friday. Isn't that right, Horace
Horace : Yes, Father. Not due 'till Friday.
Robert : Today is Friday.
Uncle Albert : Can't be.
[sniffs]
Uncle Albert : Smell that. That's Thursday.
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Robert : Horace, it's time we got to know one another.
Horace : No, it isn't.
Robert : I used to think that myself, but here we are. I'll start.
[walking into the basement]
Robert : Oh, great. Just what my day was missing. A tour of a dark smelly basement.
Horace : This is where I keep my monster collection.
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Horace : What are you whispering about? And what's it?
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Horace : [after melting the doll in acid] Excellent!
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Horace : I don't need friends, but I do need test subjects for my experiments.
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Horace : I know you've got a secret, and when I catch you, I'll get it out of you.
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Horace : Oh, Robert. You're just in time for the dissection.