Rock Me, Baby (2003–2004)

Lex Medlin: Kevin McBronkelman

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• Jimmy : Dude, you just drank breast milk. That's Beth.

  Kevin : Got Beth?

• Jimmy : Smell my breath. Does it smell like pot?

  Carl : No. Smells like feet and ass.

  Kevin : Here, I've got some minty breath spray. My breath smells like ass too, but not the good kind.

• Kevin : Can I bring a date?

  Jimmy : Uh, well, you may bring a date, but the question is can you? Not your mother.

• Kevin : You're, like, this great wife and mom and you're the hottest woman I've ever talked to without being slapped or entering a credit card number.

• Kevin : My name's Kevin. My stripper name is Krispy Kreme. They call me that 'cause I'm round and sweet and empty inside.

• Kevin : Adrianne Curry, she's hot. She would be perfect for me if only she were blind and didn't care about money.