Rock Me, Baby (2003–2004)
Bianca Kajlich: Beth Cox
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Quotes
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Jimmy : It's been 10 weeks since Otis was born and you combine that with the last nine weeks of pregnancy and we haven't done it in almost five months. I miss it in there.
Beth : I know, it's just... Well, last time it was in there for nine months and it kinda trashed the place.
Jimmy : OK, fair enough. Any other vacancies in the building?
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[Jimmy wants to have sex]
Jimmy : I'll take care of him until midnight, even though I get up at four, if you just take one for the team.
Beth : Take one for the team?
Jimmy : Yeah. Yeah, you know, like when a baseball player gets hit by a pitch on purpose. It doesn't feel good but you do it for the team.
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Beth : This is just my "I had no idea you were gay" look.
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Man on TV : Ms. Wilson, come in here and take some... dictation.
Beth : Wow! Naked people and clever wordplay. It's like the Frasier of porn.
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[Otis' first night in his own room]
Jimmy : Honey, look, you've already checked on him six times tonight.
Beth : I just wanna make sure he's OK.
Jimmy : OK. OK, maybe you should. 'Cause he's probably climbed out of his crib, crawled down the block, and reached the Things That Can Lodge in Your Throat store.
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Beth : Jimmy does his hair at, like, the speed of evolution.
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Beth : You know how Ben and J-Lo are called "Bennifer"? Maybe we could name Pam and Carl "Ca-Pam".
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Beth : Oh, shoot! I forgot to tell them that they're both lactose intolerant. You know, that's the kind of mutual struggle that brings people together.
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Beth : You know, it's like she's avoiding Otis on purpose, like he's the baby equivalent of jury duty.
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Beth : Y'know, I miss Jimmy. Last night is the first time he's been away from me and Otis. It was strange not seeing him come home from work with his usual greeting: "Who's that new guy coming out of Pam's apartment?"
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Beth : OK, if we are going to tame the wild booty monster inside of you, then we have to do a "flirt intervention". The first step is to recognize that you cannot flirt your way through life.
Pam : What are you talking about? I just flirt socially... on weekends... at parties... Oh, it doesn't hurt anyone.
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Beth : Now, do you remember when you started flirting?
Pam : Yes. I was five. Little Timmy Johnson had this toy truck. I didn't want the truck, but I wanted him to give me the truck. So I batted my eyes and I told him how fine he looked in that sandbox. Well the next thing you know, I had his truck, all his action figures and the keys to his big wheel. From then on I was hooked.
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Jimmy : What are you two doing in bed together?
Beth : Pam spent the night. We were having a girls' night.
Jimmy : Define "girls' night".
Beth : It's not what you're thinking.
Jimmy : So you guys aren't gonna put on nurses uniforms and have a pillow fight on a trampoline?
Beth : No, we did that earlier... just after we washed cars in our bikinis in slow-motion.