American Chopper: The Series (2002–2020)

Paul Teutul Sr.: Self

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Quotes 

• Paul Sr. : Mikey, get your fat ass upstairs and find my drill bits.

  Mikey : I want you to apologize for calling me fat.

  Paul Sr. : I apologize for calling you fat. Now get your fat ass up there and find my fuckin' bits!

• Paul Sr. : You haven't worked eighty hours in your lifetime, in your lifetime!

  Paul Jr. : When I was fourteen I was working eight hours a week.

  Paul Sr. : When you were fourteen you were putting applications at McDonald's and not even getting hired, what the hell are you talkin' about?

• Paul Sr. : That seat's gonna look ridiculous with just a picture of me on it.

  Mikey : Well who the hell sent him a picture of just you?

  Paul Jr. : It's gonna look ridiculous.

  Mikey : I don't care. Every time I sit on it, I'll just... I'll fart.

• Mikey : Dad, I'm here to kick your ass!

  Paul Sr. : Oh yeah, why me?

  Mikey : 'Cuz I'm STRESSED.

• [Debating a detail on the Fireman's Bike...] 

  Mikey : You guys want me to hold it on there while you fight about it?

  Paul Sr. : [laughing]  You know why you're here? You really know? To make me laugh. That's the only reason you're here.

  Mikey : Ok. So, let's get this fuckin' bike together!

• Paul Sr. : Where's my bits!

  Mikey : This is an ongoing saga with you, isn't it?

• Paul Sr. : Next time you eat my cookies I'm going to break your neck.

• Paul Sr. : Just do it! Instead of dicking around, like you always do!

  Paul Jr. : Somebody's got PMS.

• Paul Sr. : Come over here and stand in front of me so I can hit you in the back of the head.

• Paul Sr. : You're not happy unless you're gettin' me aggravated!

  Mikey : Well, you're not happy unless you're aggravated.

• [talking about the Firebike] 

  Paul Sr. : It's not just an Orange County Chopper, it's a New York City Chopper.

• [Paul Sr. gives Cody the Old School chopper] 

  Paul Sr. : I think that the difference between that bike and this bike is that... this bike is yours.

• Paul Sr. : Get the job done!

• Paul Sr. : I've got a size 12 that will inspire!

• Paul Sr. : Do you need any more ideas?

• Paul Sr. : Where the hell is Mikey?

• Paul Sr. : Where the hell is numbnuts?

• Paul Sr. : Where the hell is Paulie!

• Mikey : Where's my motorcycle, Daddy?

  Paul Sr. : Ha ha ha ha ha...

  Mikey : You don't love me.

• Paul Sr. : I'm not going ask twice, cos the second time I'll use my size 12.

• Paul Sr. : [yelling at Paulie]  You're the biggest slob I know! Stop everything and get this place cleaned up!

• Paul Sr. : [berating Paul Jr]  You are the most inconsistent, unreliable person in this entire fucking shop and if you were to make an example to the rest of the guys out there, they would all end up just like you, but I don't let that happen, I don't let that happen.

• Paul Sr. : [scolding Paul Jr. for the disheveled condition of the shop]  You know what? I'm done talking with you because you are the biggest slob I ever met in the world. So why am I even debating this with you?

  Paul Jr. : There's certain things you can't do anything about.

  Paul Sr. : Yes, I can, because I own the place.