American Chopper: The Series (2002–2020)

Paul Teutul Jr.: Self

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• Paul Sr. : You haven't worked eighty hours in your lifetime, in your lifetime!

  Paul Jr. : When I was fourteen I was working eight hours a week.

  Paul Sr. : When you were fourteen you were putting applications at McDonald's and not even getting hired, what the hell are you talkin' about?

• Paul Sr. : That seat's gonna look ridiculous with just a picture of me on it.

  Mikey : Well who the hell sent him a picture of just you?

  Paul Jr. : It's gonna look ridiculous.

  Mikey : I don't care. Every time I sit on it, I'll just... I'll fart.

• Paul Sr. : Just do it! Instead of dicking around, like you always do!

  Paul Jr. : Somebody's got PMS.

• Paul Jr. : If you had a clue as to what you were talking about, you'd be dangerous!

• Paul Jr. : If you even had a clue as to what you were talking about, you'd be dangerous!

• [Paul Sr. enters the shop looking grumpy...] 

  Paul Jr. : Uh-oh, grizzly's out!

• [after seeing Rick has cut his hand on the drill press] 

  Paul Jr. : Somebody needs to get him to the hospital!

• [Looking at the equipment that chewed up Rick] 

  Paul Jr. : Look, there are pieces of Rick on it.

• [about the sidecar of the cop bike] 

  Paul Jr. : Gus is the only one of us that can fit in it.

• Paul Jr. : Figure it out!

• Paul Jr. : [in a shouting match with Paul Sr]  Twinkle-dinkle-dinkle! You never bent a piece of pipe in your life!

• Paul Sr. : [scolding Paul Jr. for the disheveled condition of the shop]  You know what? I'm done talking with you because you are the biggest slob I ever met in the world. So why am I even debating this with you?

  Paul Jr. : There's certain things you can't do anything about.

  Paul Sr. : Yes, I can, because I own the place.