Duke Nukem Forever (2011 Video Game)
Jon St. John: Duke Nukem, Guy on Throne
Quotes
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[says it sometimes when Duke kills a Pig Cop]
Duke Nukem : Who wants white meat, huh? Who wants it?
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[says it sometimes when Duke kills a Pig Cop]
Duke Nukem : Pork chop sandwiches!
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[says it sometimes when Duke kills an enemy]
Duke Nukem : When you get to hell, tell'em Duke sent ya!
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[says it sometimes when Duke breaks open an EDF item crate]
Duke Nukem : Oh yeah! More equipment means more "ass kickin'"!
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[says it sometimes when Duke picks up a rat and kills it by squishing it]
Duke Nukem : See you later, Mickey!
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Duke Nukem : I promised I'd kill you last, I lied!
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[When Duke picks up a piece of poo from the toilet in The Duke Burger chapter which also unlocks the trophy/achievement "Turd Burglar"]
Duke Nukem : What the hell? No! Come on! No! This is disgusting!
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[When Duke faces the Alien Queen in the Queen Bitch chapter]
Duke Nukem : Baby, you make me wish I had three guns.
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[When Duke stomps on a shrunken enemy in Duke Burger chapter]
Duke Nukem : You want fries with that?
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[says it in the beginning of Underground: Part 2 chapter]
Duke Nukem : This is gonna fuck up my hair.
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[says it sometimes when Duke kills an enemy]
Duke Nukem : I'm from Las Vegas and I say "kill'em all!"
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[from trailer]
Duke Nukem : I'm looking for some alien toilet to park my bricks. Who's first?
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Duke Nukem : Ohhh. Mmmm. Oooo. Oh, oh yeah, right there. Oh yeah.
The Twins : [Mary Holsom] That was fun! Was it good for you, baby?
[Kate Holsom giggles]
The Twins : [Kate Holsom] What about the game, Duke? Was it any good?
[giggles]
Duke Nukem : Yeah, but after twelve fucking years, it should be!
The Twins : [Mary Holsom] Well, any time you wanna play again, just let us know!
[giggles]
The Twins : [Kate Holsom giggles]
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EDF Voices : [Showing Duke some power armor resembling Master Chief's armor] Duke! We got your green power armor over here and ready to go!
Duke Nukem : Power armor is for pussies!
EDF Voices : Oh... well, okay. Uh... you want a gun instead?
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Duke Nukem : You're one ugly motherfucker!
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Duke Nukem : If it bleeds I can kill it!
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Duke Nukem : Have a taste of my ball!
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[first lines]
Duke Nukem : I'm back, baby!
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Duke Nukem : [pissing] This is taking forever. Time to stop pissing around and get this big guy back into action.
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Father : Excuse me, er... Duke Nukem? Yeah, my kid's a real big fan.
[lowers his voice and pats his son on the back]
Father : Go on and ask him, Jimmy.
Little Jimmy : Mr. Nukem! W-will you sign this for me?
[gives Duke his book "Why I'm So Great"]
Duke Nukem : Sure, kid. But I better not find this on EBay.
[autographs the book]
Little Jimmy : I wanna grow up to be just like you!
Duke Nukem : Take your pills... er, vitamins every day, and you might grow up to be as awesome as me.
Little Jimmy : Wow! Thank you, Mr. Nukem! Wow! He's so cool!
Father : Yeah, I thought he'd be taller.
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[says it after seeing the decapitated corpses of one of the EDF soldiers with collectible weapons in The Hive chapter]
Duke Nukem : Advance team my ass...
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[says it after performing his finishing moves on the Battlelord followed by his repeated punching to the Battlelord's groin]
Duke Nukem : Right in the jewel!
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[says it after seeing Isaac Clarke's helmet near the decapitated corpse in The Hive]
Duke Nukem : That's one "dead space" marine.
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[says it sometimes after opening one of the doors in The Hive chapter]
Duke Nukem : I thought this was exit only.
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[says it sometimes when Duke slaps the three breast on the wall]
Duke Nukem : Got milk?
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[says it sometimes when Duke slaps the three breast on the wall]
Duke Nukem : Sooo wrong, yet, sooo right!
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[says it sometimes when Duke slaps the three breast on the wall]
Duke Nukem : Hmm. Strange silicone-based lifeform.
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[says it sometimes when Duke slaps the three breast on the wall]
Duke Nukem : Time for an examination, ladies!
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[says it at one point when Duke is near the early part of the Crash Course chapter]
Duke Nukem : Well look at that... you can see my dick from here!
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[after defeating the Octotaking in the Generator Room chapter]
Duke Nukem : There can only be one king... you fuck.
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[When Duke faces the Cycloid Emperor in the Final Battle chapter]
Duke Nukem : I'm gonna rip your eye out and piss on your brain, you alien dirtbag!
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[after the end sequence]
Duke Nukem : What kind of shit ending is that? I ain't dead, I'm coming back for more!
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[When Duke stomps on a shrunken enemy]
Duke Nukem : King Kong ain't got shit on me!
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[says it sometimes when Duke kills an enemy with melee attacks]
Duke Nukem : Bada Bing!
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[says it sometimes when Duke kills an enemy with melee attacks]
Duke Nukem : Up close and personal.
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[says it sometimes when Duke kills an enemy]
Duke Nukem : Oh yeah. It's ass kickin' time!
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[says it sometimes when Duke kills an enemy]
Duke Nukem : My balls, your face.
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Duke Nukem : [sometimes after killing an Octagon] Take your tentacles back to Japan, you freak!
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Duke Nukem : [using a wrecking ball to break down a wall while killing an enemy in the process] Have a taste of my ball!
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Duke Nukem : [losing at pinball] I've got balls of fail!
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Duke Nukem : Quit bleedin', pussy!
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[says it sometimes when Duke puts an enslaved woman out of her misery in The Hive chapter]
Duke Nukem : Sorry, babe. But it's better this way...
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[When Duke picks up a piece of poo from the toilet in The Duke Burger chapter which also unlocks the trophy/achievement "Turd Burglar"]
Duke Nukem : Now what? Shit-fingerpainting?
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[When Duke picks up a piece of poo from the toilet in The Duke Burger chapter which also unlocks the trophy/achievement "Turd Burglar"]
Duke Nukem : What the fuck?
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[When Duke picks up a piece of poo from the toilet in The Duke Burger chapter which also unlocks the trophy/achievement "Turd Burglar"]
Duke Nukem : What am I, a chimpanzee?
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[When Duke picks up a piece of poo from the toilet in The Duke Burger chapter which also unlocks the trophy/achievement "Turd Burglar"]
Duke Nukem : What kind of sick motherfucker picks up wet feces?
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[When Duke picks up a piece of poo from the toilet in The Duke Burger chapter which also unlocks the trophy/achievement "Turd Burglar"]
Duke Nukem : A turd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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[When Duke picks up a piece of poo from the toilet in The Duke Burger chapter which also unlocks the trophy/achievement "Turd Burglar"]
Duke Nukem : [silently angry at himself] Why am I doing this?
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[says it in the beginning of The Hive: Part 2 chapter after knocking down a webbed corpse]
Duke Nukem : Thanks for hangin' out.
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[says it after EDF soldier Leeroy gets killed by an alien attack in Vegas in Ruins chapter]
Duke Nukem : Dammit Leeroy!
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[says it sometimes when Duke puts an enslaved woman out of her misery in The Hive chapter]
Duke Nukem : She wasn't human anymore...
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[says it when Duke picks up a Devastator in Crash Course chapter]
Duke Nukem : Double the pleasure!
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[When Duke picks up a piece of poo from the toilet in The Duke Burger chapter which also unlocks the trophy/achievement "Turd Burglar"]
Duke Nukem : Ugh, no! What am I doing?
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[When Duke picks up a piece of poo from the toilet in The Duke Burger chapter which also unlocks the trophy/achievement "Turd Burglar"]
Duke Nukem : Ugh, this is gross! I've got to get rid of this!
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[When Duke stomps on a shrunken enemy in Duke Burger chapter]
Duke Nukem : Better than feckle-bitches!
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[When Duke stomps on a shrunken enemy in Duke Burger chapter]
Duke Nukem : Order up!
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[says it after getting in a monster truck in The Mighty Foot chapter]
Duke Nukem : Fasten your seatbelts. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
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[says it after getting out of his monster truck sunk as it sank into the river in the Dam Top chapter]
Duke Nukem : Aw, and it got such good gas mileage.
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[says it sometimes when Duke kills an enemy with a forklift in The Forkstop chapter]
Duke Nukem : Fork you!
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[says it after leaving behind the forklift to proceed to the next area in The Forkstop chapter]
Duke Nukem : Alright. Time to quit 'forkin' around'.
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[says it sometimes when Duke puts an enslaved woman out of her misery in The Hive chapter]
Duke Nukem : Dammit!
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[says it sometimes when Duke kills a small alien]
Duke Nukem : You're spent!
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[says it sometimes when Duke kills an enemy]
Duke Nukem : Douche!
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[says it sometimes when Duke breaks open an EDF item crate]
Duke Nukem : I'm gonna ninja this!
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[last lines]
Reporter : Duke, now that the aliens are dead and you've saved the world once again, uh... what are you going to do?
Duke Nukem : I'm gonna run for President. Hail to the king, baby!
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Duke Nukem : I'm gonna kill you, old style.
[Reference to old Ventrilo Harassment video]