- Rodrigo: Hey, so, what's next?
- Richard Gaddis: I don't know. Maybe we should go our own ways. The Jew is going to be coming back soon. He finds out I replaced him, he'll be pissed. The Jew gets jealous.
- Richard Gaddis: [speaking to Rodrigo] You have one thing money and practice can't buy - you look like a nice guy.
- Rodrigo: I'm sorry, man.
- Richard Gaddis: About what?
- Rodrigo: I thought you were trying to fuck me.
- Richard Gaddis: If I was going to fuck you, you'd be fucked.
- Richard Gaddis: I don't feel anything for them, okay, they're marks. And some of them are dumber than fuckin' pets.
- Richard Gaddis: You know what the biggest jerk-off of all is? Beyond family even, because you can't control your family, is jobs. I mean, this totally mystifies me. Can you believe people actually accept this? It's like you work all day, people tell you what to do all day long. You know, and then on top of taking shit all day, they can fire you.
- Bookish Man: [examining the Treasury bill] The portrait is lifelike and stands out distinctly. The hairlines and the points on the seals are sharp and even, with very well-defined outlines. The background density is accurate and very well balanced. My opinion, subject to further testing, is this article is genuine.