- [on Desi's infidelity]
- Lucy: That's your excuse? Because your daddy did it long ago on some Spic island?
- Desi Arnaz: [after parking valet brings their car and calls Desi "Mr. Ball", Desi talks to Lucy] I don't want to be known as "Mister Ball !"
- Lucy: If he'd called you "Mister Balls", you'd have given him a $20 tip!