Lucy (2003 TV Movie)

Rachel York: Lucille Ball

Quotes 

• [on Desi's infidelity] 

  Lucy : That's your excuse? Because your daddy did it long ago on some Spic island?

• Desi Arnaz : [after parking valet brings their car and calls Desi "Mr. Ball", Desi talks to Lucy]  I don't want to be known as "Mister Ball !"

  Lucy : If he'd called you "Mister Balls", you'd have given him a $20 tip!